Donna way to go, fez!
Jesus Christ Hey bro, how's it going?
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Jesus Christ Hey bro, how's it going?
Fez Finally! I lost my virginity! :D
Donna way to go, fez!
Eric wait, fez. this is not like the time u bought a hamster, named it 'virginity' and later claimed you lost your virginity, rite?
Fez :|
Kelso BURNED!
Ringo Starr miss my old time with beatles
Paul McCartney me too
Jesus Christ Seriously you guys... Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu'ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. I'm still in it but I'm not the main character anymore, and the "messiah" hasn't shown up yet.
Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count, Moslems think the third one was the best, Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn't fit ANY of the series canon.
Leia Organa Please put this in your status if you know or are related to someone killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. My wish is that people will understand that the Empire is a band of murdering scum. The Rebel Alliance wants only to bring peace to the galaxy, but the evil Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. 93% won't copy/paste this. Will YOU make this for your status for at least one hour?
Han Solo likes this.
Luke Skywalker totally just saved a PRINCESS. think I might have a chance 2... weird i kno, but a guy can dream
Obi-Wan Kenobi Uhhh, yeah. Probably best you guys just stay friends. Trust me on this one.
Luke Skywalker LOL! like a dude could hang out with a girl like that and not want to get some
Obi-Wan Kenobi Wow. Seriously, you should prob just stop talking about it.
Luke Skywalker ur just jelly
Obi-Wan Kenobi She's your sister, bro.
Han Solo I AM SO IN.
Harry Potter People can be mean sometimes...
Ron Weasley What happened, Harry?
Harry Potter Malfoy used Petrificus Totalis on me and stole my broomstick...
Ron Weasley Gosh, that sucks, Harry.
Harry Potter Yeah well, maybe one day we will all get along swell.
Hermione Granger The whole school should get along so we can work together to defeat You Know Who.
Edward Cullen I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy...
Draco Malfoy He doesn't even go here!
Severus Snape Do you even go to this school?
Edward Cullen No... it's just that... I have a lot of feelings...
Severus Snape Ok, go home.
Barney Stinson Given a choice, always party with Dr. Strangelove.
Richard Dawkins Seriously? Took you a while...
Gollum saw Precious tonight
Smeagol We's liked it didn't we?
Gollum Oh yes yes! We dids! We's did find the title deceiving but actings great!
Smeagol There was bad people in it... Makes Smeagol sad. Like the little Hobbits! Always deceiving and lying! Being tricksy!
Gollum Yes, yes, tricksy little Hobbitses!
Sam Gamgee This is exactly the kind of shit I was talking about, Frodo.
Frodo Baggins My bad...
Lucifer Hey hey Jeje! It's been a while man. How's it hangin?
Jesus Christ Ahahaha! How's it hangin? That joke NEVER gets old! Good one, ya horny bastard!
Lucifer Okay, well the horny bastard joke is mighty old man.
Jesus Christ You're just jealous I inherited the Kingdom of Heaven. Chillax.
Lucifer ZOMG, are you going to start that again? I got better shit to do yo.
Jesus Christ Start want again? And why are you taking the defensive? What do you have to do? Sacrifice more infants? Hmmmm?
Lucifer Really? Really Jesus? I can't believe you sometimes.
Jesus Christ Just because you don't believe in me, doesn't mean I don't believe in you.
Lucifer Oh fuck off! Just fuck off! Here we go with the psychobabble! Just like every year around this time! Dec. 25th isn't even your real birthday!
Jesus Christ That was a low blow Lu, very low.
Lucifer Oh, and the infant comment wasn't?
Jesus Christ I was just telling the truth...as always.
Lucifer Hey fucker, so was I!
Jesus Christ Nu uh.
Lucifer Yeah uh huh!
I Bite Zombies Fella's! Quit...damn, both of you aren't even real. You're figments of primitive peoples imagination.
Jesus Christ Who the fuck is this muthafucka?!
Lucifer I don't know before I'm about to go DEFCON 1 on his candy ass!
I Bite Zombies Dude, did you really just quote the Rock from WWE? lmao
Lucifer Yeah, so?! Why are you laughing! Don't laugh at me!
Jesus Christ It's ok Lu, just relax...sweetie, it's ok. Grab the paper sack and breath into it. Look what you've done I Bite Zombies!!!
I Bite Zombies LOL, wut?